Pinocchio

2022

Adventure / Comedy / Drama / Family / Fantasy / Musical

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Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Certified Fresh 96% · 295 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 90% · 2.5K ratings
IMDb Rating 5.1/10 10 41769 41.8K

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Plot summary

A wooden puppet embarks on a thrilling adventure to become a real boy.


Uploaded by: FREEMAN
December 13, 2023 at 08:48 AM

Top cast

Tom Hanks as Geppetto
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jiminy Cricket
Luke Evans as The Coachman
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by TheLittleSongbird 3 / 10

Where's the magic?

'Pinocchio' (2022)

Opening thoughts: Will admit to not being a fan on the whole of the Disney live action remakes/re-imaginings. The only ones for me that were above good were 'The Jungle Book' and 'Cinderella', while 'Aladdin' and 'Lady and the Tramp' were especially underwhelming. There were quite a few reasons for seeing this 2022 'Pinocchio'. One was my love for Disney. Two was for the cast, with a particularly high opinion of Tom Hanks. The 1940 Disney film is one of their best and one of the best animated films ever made in my view. And Carlo Collodi's source material is a classic.

Despite the potential that it had (though my expectations were mixed due to not being a fan of the Disney remakes as said), to me the film was well below average and a big disappointment. There are a few good things here, but the worst of the many bad things are very poor indeed and it loses so much of what made the 1940 film so brilliant. It is a failure as a remake, but this viewer has always a film etc on its own terms but the film fails in this regard as well. Actually love much of the work of Robert Zemeckis, with 'Back to the Future' and 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' being major personal favourites, but had a very hard time believing that this came from him.

Good things: There are good things. There is some nice, handsome photography and production design. Absolutely loved the cuckoo clocks, which were very imaginatively designed and magical.

Hanks gives the best performance, his Geopetto having a good deal of warmth and sincerity. Very close behind is Keegan Michael Key, giving his absolute all to Honest John and he is fun to watch.

Bad things: On the other hand, there is a lot that doesn't work. The rest of the acting doesn't work. Benjamin Evans Ainsworth is very bland and does little to make Pinocchio endearing or interesting, while Joseph Gordon Levitt comes over as far too hammy and mean spirited as Jiminy. Cynthia Erivo does her best but is underused and the Blue Fairy doesn't really do an awful lot, and Luke Evans is pretty much wasted as a character that doesn't have anywhere near enough of the nightmarish menace he had in the 1940 film.

Moreover, the CGI is very poor. It looks very cheap, the early 90s video game like look sticks out too much like a sore thumb and looks significantly lower-budgeted. Monstro fares worst, looking like something out of a SyFy original. Pinocchio's expressions are lifeless, have no nuance and almost unintentionally creepy, making the expressions in the 'Lion King' remake look more expressive and nuanced in comparison. Only Geopetto and to a lesser extent Honest John make much of an impression as characters, Pinocchio is too much of a brat, is too perfect and doesn't learn anything which makes his journey near pointless. Jiminy is annoying while the villains are underwritten plot devices, especially the Coachman.

Zemeckis' direction has no life or inspiration, very by the numbers, and it looked as if he was not that interested in the project or liked the source material that much. That may not be the case in real life but this viewer got that sense here. Especially in the climax, which has no tension whatsoever, no emotion and is rushed, not helped by Monstro's cheap design and complete lack of menace. A complete watering down of one of Disney's greatest ever climaxes. The lack of resolution at the end was a mistake and made the journey and the film feel incomplete. The songs are forgettable at best and cringe-worthy at worst, the the Coachman's also came over as out of place and wastes Evans' fine singing. The script is very stilted and the story has no charm, fun, emotion or atmosphere of any kind. It is just bland, dully paced and going through the motions storytelling that has nothing to it or any point.

Closing thoughts: Concluding, hugely disappointing. Of all the Disney remakes, this is a contender for the worst.

3/10.

Reviewed by tanishaabdulrahman 1 / 10

Disney please for love of god stop with live action remakes

Let me make this perfectly clear I really love original classic disney films has charm and element and beautifully done animations also amazing characters. I really don't like live action remakes disney continue to do they are soulless and lifeless also acting is terrible that isn't needed why change something already perfect. The beauty of the beast one is terrible along with Aladdin, Lion King, Jungle Book etc.

This recent one Pinocchio they just release oh dear its worst one of out of all live action remakes its basically everything recycled plot from original 1940s animation and the characters so irrating and as much as I love Tom Hanks hes great actor. But even he couldn't save this film he can't sing and acting is quite awkward. Why were they added girls not to be rude part in orginal all these boys run away and getting turned into donkeys.

The CGI looks terrible why must they have make animals too realistic like in Lion King and some of new characters are just waste of time as well and I'm not a fan of casting for blue fairy she didn't do much in comparison to the original.

Pinocchio is much more annoying than in original film and I really don't like Jimmy either he kept on narrating which is just annoying. Disney has really gone downhill i miss days when we had great 2D animation films with compelling story and characters. Now it's all about boring and soulless live action remakes no one wanted just stop with them Disney go back to animation.

Reviewed by Before2020 1 / 10

Of course Disney

Disney ruins everything they touch. I figured this movie would be a disappointment. Tired of the same garbage in every movie. Yes, yes we know! Been there, seen that. It could have been such a pretty movie but noooooo this is 2022. Not giving anymore Disney movies a chance, who knows what terrors will come next. Not willing to find out. Disney used to be magical, something that took your mind away to a happy place. Now it's a gag fest on every level, even in their parks. Disney ruins stories. No more Walt, no more Disney. What else can be said to reach the ridiculous 600 words? Wish I could rewind life to pre 2019.

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